Al Davis+Hugh Heffner+Bob Barker

Hefner (81) Davis (77) Barker (83)

I often wonder of these three legendary men who will die first? My guess is Al Davis because of the Raiders current state. He will probably just bring in free agent Dr. Kevorkian to finish the job off.

Kevorkian fits the Raiders profile perfectly-- fresh out of jail and known for killing his opponent.

Despite Al being the first one to cross over of the three I think if they were to fight Al would kick some serious ass. Barker looked good against Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore but Al has learned from the best-- Bill Romanowski. Hefner would get killed by both... he makes love not war.

I wish MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch would comeback for a three way fight between these three.

Could you imagine sitting down to dinner with these three guys the stories you would hear...

Kevin Youkillis has his day job...

As you can see when Kevin is not busy playing baseball for the Red Sox, he is busy being the Brew Master over at Samuel Adams beer. (This is the best picture I could find of the bald guy on the Sam Adams beer commericals)

I know understand the love affair that Red Sox fans have with Youk, its not because he is good its because he gets them drunk off Summer Ale.